Sáttur :)

Ósáttur :(

Brandari í tilefni dagsins:

Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
'Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.'
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: 'I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot.'
The man says: 'I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you.'